Curtis Bloes was born in, and still lives in Iowa where he makes women cry by showing them how beautiful the rest of the world thinks they are through his photography. He likes driving really fast, watching movies really slow, and telling nerds why they're wrong about Star Wars. He probably invented podcasting in 1994 when he distributed "The What I Wish I Didn't Know Show" under the name "Kilroy McFadden" on cassette tapes glued to the inside front covers of whatever 'Zines would let him. He has also been on dozens of other podcasts, starred in a Waste Management training film as "The guy who does it the right way" and has skated 5 continents. Someday he will probably die... but not this day. If you actually want to, you can keep up with him at https://linktr.ee/CurtisBloes